nickmoorexvx:

Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

I’ll say that again. 

A guy came up to me

at work

and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

 

vitaemachina:

afterwits:

narciii:

malformalady:

A tongue of lava oozes out from beneath the recently cooled crust of a flow. The silica contained within, reflects the early morning sunlight, giving its surface a glassy sheen.

Photo and caption credit: Bruce Omori

Reminder, our planet oozes fire blood.

holy shit narci i never thought of it like that FIRE BLOOD OMG

So basically our whole planet is Deathwing, then. Good to know.

There is more glitter on the floor than on my project.

Delightful

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting Rilakkuma’s features in there

cr:  thqys

jawhaw:

captainabs:

the-kiwi-avenger:

consulting-god-of-badassery:

incurablyspooky:

daemon-hearts:

A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.

A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.

A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover

A minute of silence for The Last Airbender

ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender

Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.

vegetariansnnedlovetoo:

girafasolas:

I even procrastinate the things I want to do.

frizzyhairandlongnails:

jackstroubleinatanktop:

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr

oh my god

…when you put it that way it sounds really weird.

…but when you see it it’s just like “oh, that person did not expect that outcome.  Okay.”

kayladrinkstea:

mooglerae:

lokilust:

Remember this Loki? REMEMBER HIM?

This actually physically hurts my soul.

That Loki died long ago.

the13thchair:

- The 13th Chair